
Products and services

Because we have a lot of mafia in our country, cigars are a necessity. It’s very manly and a statement in Narkistan. This because it intimidates a lot of people. When you see men with cigars in Narkistan, you know you should behave, because they can be very powerful. The price of cigars is very expensive because only the wealthy, powerful men walk around with them. The cigars come with many different prices but if you want the traditional cigars from Narkistan, they are very expensive, like 22 inovs a cigar. For the tourists there are special offers. They can buy cigars in a package of ten for a better price that comes with 100 inovs a package. Normal cigars can be bought in every store but if you want the best they’re only available in dealer stores. If you see someone with the best cigars you can be assured that he’s a member of the mafia. WATCH YOURSELF.

Our country is known for its fabulous Whiskey. In 1888, Emiliano Ivanov established a way of making Narkistani whiskey. Since then our whiskey has grown to become a worldwide success. Gonzali Narkistani whiskey is made by blending both malted and umalted barley, with the finest grain whiskey. The product is distilled 3 times for smoothness. After the whole process the whiskey rests for 3 years in a oak barrel. For a normal bottle of Gonzali whiskey you pay 123 inovs. For excusive editions the price can add up to 750 inovs. Once a year we have a promotion where you can buy 2 bottles of our regular whiskey for 200 inovs. Other than that we don’t have promotions because we like to keep our whiskey exclusive. Our Gonzali whiskey is mostly purchased by wealthier families, tourists or collectors. They can purchase the regular whiskey in their local liquor shops. The exclusive editions are only available in Narkistan at the Gonzali shops.

A well known University in Narkistan is the Bounty Hunter University. It’s one of the most prestigious universities of the world. The university provides its students with the best knowledge and skills to become professional bounty hunters. Bounty Hunter University is really expensive. The annual fee is 12 000 inovs and the students need to provide really expensive equipment each year.
It’s really hard to get into the university. There are several admission exams and physical tests. Only students with excellent grades and a good shape have a chance to get selected (rich parents can also be an advantage).
The university is located in the capital city of Narkistan: Palos Blancos.